Friday Funny – Nine Names

Okay, this is more silly than funny – but hey, I laughed. :)

For those of you who read this, do this for your own name and then tell me your favorite in the comments section. :)


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal):
Red Beagle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and street name you grew up on):
Renee Hilton – hmm, not sure I like sounding like I could be a relative of Paris…

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom’s maiden name):

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd fav color, fav drink):
Green Frapuccino

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (Paternal grandfather’s first name & maternal grandmother’s first name):

Thurman June

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black and the name of one your pets):
Black Jack, sounds better than Black Murray – but Jack is “no longer with us.”

I think I like the Green Frapuccino the best, followed closely by Red Beagle. :)

Friday Funny – Celebration

In light of the fact that today, I am celebrating a first. I thought I’d share some humor I’ve found about it.

Today, I get to have my very first mammogram. Yippee. Even though I am still a “spring chicken” and am years away from being 40, I am pleased that, due to family history, my doctor wants to go ahead and get a baseline mammo done. I am not pleased at the idea of what is going to happen this afternoon. So in order to prepare myself for the worst, I’ve been reading stuff like this:

Mammography prep

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.


Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn’t effective enough.


Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.


Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.


Okay, ya’ll – pray for me! I’ll be slamming my chest in a refrigerator door about 4 o’clock today!

Friday Funny – What did YOU do today?

I have seen this previously, but now that I’m a stay-at-home mom it has so much more meaning!

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”

She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”

“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”

Friday Funny – Grocery Store Mom

The link below was sent to me last night from another mom. It’s a grocery store story that a lot of moms can relate to…it’s long, but worth the read.

Happy Friday!

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